December 16, 2005

Bukowski

Charles Bukowski is an amazing poet although a little depressed. This is a poem of his.

SHE SAID
from: War All the Time
what are you doing with all those papernapkins in your car?we dont have napkins likethat

how come your car radio isalways turned to some rock and roll station?do you drive around withsome young thing?

you're dripping tangerinejuice on the floor.whenever you go intothe kitchenthis towel getswet and dirty,why is that?

when you let my bathwater run you never clean the tub first.
why don't youput your toothbrushbackin the rack?
you should always dry your razor
sometimes I think you hatemy cat.
Martha says you weredownstairs sitting with her and you had your pants off.
you shouldn't wear those $100 shoes in the garden and you don't keep track of what you plant out there
that's dumb
you must always set the cat's bowl backinthe same place.
don't bake fishin a frying pan...
I never sawanybodyharder on the brakes of their car than you.
let's go to a movie.
listen what's wrong with you?
you act depressed.

December 15, 2005

Runescape, a Beautiful Thing

Look closely. If you can't read it click the image.

School's Out Ho Hum

Great, just great. Ice day or snow day or something but school is not in session today. I would be really happy but our Spring Break dies away with every snow day. I would rather sleep in till 12 on Spring Break than wake up at 6 in the morn' to find school canceled. So I'm sad.

December 14, 2005

R.I.P. Sarah F. Cook

I regret to inform everyone that two days ago on 12/12/05 my Grandmother passed away. It was a peaceful and painless death in bed so I'm not too bummed but I thought I'd like to give her a tribute. Thanks...

December 13, 2005

Coke Wars Episode III-Revenge of the Bears

This episode of Coke Wars is not about the flavors at all, but about the mascot on the can. For many many years now, Santa Claus and all his jolly goodness have occupied the space on the side of the Coke can for all to see. In addition to this, there were polar bears on the commercial on TV. But alas, no Santa this year? Personally, I didn't see any polar bear commercials last year. The polar bears have come back for revenge.
(Pictures soon)

P.S. On typing out this episode, I misspelled Santa occasionally. What creeped me out was Santa rearranged spells Satan. Coincidence?

December 12, 2005

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December 11, 2005

The Best Picture EVER

My (sadly) ex-girlfriend has a beautiful hind quarters of which she has given me permission to post to all of you onlookers who could and should dedicate a whole night to staring at it. (No offense Kyle.)
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