Coke Wars Episode 1, The Phantom Cokace

COKE




Coke is my favorite soda out there. Original blend without cocaine. But by my opinion, there are too many flavors out there. What's wrong with the original? I will just have to tell you some storys behind each new flavor.

Pure and simple classic Coca-cola. Started out as elixir with cocaine in it to soothe pain. Today we drink it without the cocaine as a tasty soda.

Diet Coke. What a horrible thing. They took all the sugar out of it and still call it Coke. Made specially for the horizontally challenged(fat) people, they were forced by the thin people who drank real coke to change the color of the can to grey.

Caffeine free Coca-cola. :( Why even drink it? There is no caffeine. If you look closely you will even notice they had the nerve to put "CLASSIC" on there. That is horrible. This coke was made for the ICA (Insomniac Clan of America). Real Coca-Cola drinkers protested until the color was changed to gold instead of red because it was disgraceful.

Apparently there is only so much i can put on a post, to be continued.