YOUR FORTUNE!!!

Recently I ate at a chinese restaurant. It was a great meal for a reasonable price and it came with the traditional fortune cookie. Now, normally I appreciate my fortune cookie's message and take it into my heart, but this time I got ripped off. Fortune cookies tell you your fortune. This one gave me a shitty message that anyone would know about me. "You have friends of many standards." Wtf? I have friends from music, skating, and even that hobo on Main Street. Just because I'm a dumbass, I am gonna make some of my own fortune cookie messages.

Okay, that middle one was from rocko's modern life. The others were mine.

Attention!!!

Due to lack of time, I will be going down to about one article a week starting from this article. Thank you for visiting my blog though:).