Coke Wars Episode 2, Attack of the Flavors

So far we have covered Original, Diet, and Caffeine-free. Let's see what flavors we will come across today....

WTF? Caffeine-free and diet? Honestly, how many insomniacs are fat? At least theres no b/s like Classic.

Cherry Coke. Why? Here's the story. A main man in the coke industry walked into a rundown soda fountain back in the 70's. The waitress was a drunk and took his order. He ordered a large coke. She went back in the soda room and started fixing up herself a cherry alcohol surprise. She accidentally fixed it in his coke but brought it out to him anyway. The man hated alcohol and with one sip he was drunk. He loved his coke and the waitress told him about the cherry. He rushed straight to the coke factory and messed with the labels and formula and still being drunk, forgot the alcohol. Cherry coke was born.

Diet Cherry Coke. The man who started cherry coke was starting to get a little fat. So he made diet cherry coke for all the little piggies out there like him.

To be continued...

Coke Wars Episode 1, The Phantom Cokace

COKE




Coke is my favorite soda out there. Original blend without cocaine. But by my opinion, there are too many flavors out there. What's wrong with the original? I will just have to tell you some storys behind each new flavor.

Pure and simple classic Coca-cola. Started out as elixir with cocaine in it to soothe pain. Today we drink it without the cocaine as a tasty soda.

Diet Coke. What a horrible thing. They took all the sugar out of it and still call it Coke. Made specially for the horizontally challenged(fat) people, they were forced by the thin people who drank real coke to change the color of the can to grey.

Caffeine free Coca-cola. :( Why even drink it? There is no caffeine. If you look closely you will even notice they had the nerve to put "CLASSIC" on there. That is horrible. This coke was made for the ICA (Insomniac Clan of America). Real Coca-Cola drinkers protested until the color was changed to gold instead of red because it was disgraceful.

Apparently there is only so much i can put on a post, to be continued.

It Worked!!!

Just because the last one worked, here is another. This is an old pic of me in my old house.

First attempt of a picture

Okay readers, its time to try a picture. I haven't tryed one yet cuz I'm lazy but here it goes. If it works it's Ernie smokin pot.

Republicans

Problems

• They don't want anything to live except prenatal babies.
• They support no plantlife except the president.
• They are hypocritical about gays.

Memorable Republicans

• Sandy Cheeks
• Darth Vader
• Anakin Skywalker

First post!!!

Anyone reading this, this is my new blog. My name is Ernie and that is how I got the blog title. How are you all doing? This blog will be about everything and nothing more. Hope you enjoy.